cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

(via flowury)

nerdgul:

weirdfandomchick:

nerdgul:

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

How much sleep are you getting?

Not enough my guy

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doucheboob:

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

(via theyneverhearmyheart)

ovenworthy:

finallyiveflown:

ovenworthy:

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

(via flowersnphotography)

3plymike:

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

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